Jacket Off... Sew what?

Here's a jacket I made for a photoshoot tomorrow. Does it look like grass? Did it really require $30 scissors to cut the fabric?
Will the subject wear it? That's the real question.
But I had hella phun putting it together. I haven't sewn a garment since I was wee. If I can get a hold of a plus-sized dress(suit)makers form maybe I'll make myself a suit. Stay tuned.